Anal Geyser


after a man -n-l creampies a chick, the chick gets down on all fours and points her -sshole in the air. the chick then convulses her -sshole with the pressure of 1,000 atmospheres so as to shoot the c-m back out her -ss and into the air in a majestic display of c-m, sh-t chunks, blood, and beauty. this act is reminiscent of ‘old faithful’ erupting.
larry: “dude i’m quitting my job as a p-rn camera man.”

lawrence: “why man? it’s a sweet gig”

larry: “i had to film an -n-l geyser scene today and got splattered by the spray. that’s the 3rd pair of clothes i’ve had ruined this week because of -n-l geysers… it was majestic though.”

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