the inability to see one’s r-ct-m.
i just can’t see my -ss coming in to work today due to a severe case of -n-l glacouma.
- chinese laundromat
when a man receiving a bl-w j-b, c-ms into the woman’s mouth and politely asks her to blow the s-m-n up into his -sshole. resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty chinese owned laundry mat. alex: yo sam get over here and suck my d-ck, […]
- chinese laundry
reference to hand jobs or masturbation. in the united states and canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with chinese americans. they were known for doing laundry “by hand” “man. old boy ain’t gettin’ no play from his girl!” “really? not even chinese laundry?” or […]
- *n*l karate
when you’re having -n-l s-x, and it’s so rough that it feels like there is a little guy in there karate punching your insides. so i was b-tt f-ck-ng this girl last night. when we were done, she told me that i give some of the most brutal -n-l karate she’s ever had.
1. to engage in a long distance relationship over the phone. 2. a relationship with your phone 1. i don’t know if she has gained weight.. we are in a relaphoneship. 2. i wake up, eat and sleep with my iphone.. i guess i’m in a serious relaphoneship.
when you put fun dip powder on your d-ck; preferably the tip and a girl performs oral to it guy1: dude last night i got a fund-ck guy2: what flavor guy1: cherry so what you do is you go get yourself some fun dip. he/she licks the d-ck. and this is when the fun c-ms […]