Anal handshake


to forcefully place your opened hand between a friends b-ttocks when they are in a vulnerable position.
i was just about to sink the 8 ball when jeff raced up behind me and gave me an -n-l handshake.

Read Also:

  • Anal Guilt

    when a person becomes very sensitive and caring after having -n-l s-x with somebody. may result in back rubs, cuddling, cooking dinner, or oral s-x. usually subsides within 10 minutes to an hour. in order to milk tom’s -n-l guilt for as long as she could, mary had him get her mcdonald’s while she soaked […]

  • Anal Scotoma

    visual impairment/blindness of your b-tt/-ss doing anything you’d really prefer not to because you can be doing something else, much more…….fun. period. “i have a serious case of -n-l scotoma because i can’t see my -ss going to work today!!”

  • angry dentist

    to wipe your -ss with someone’s toothbrush dude why does your breath smell so bad? did someone give you an angry dentist? 2 more definitions add your own go down on a girl, and right before she comes, smash her teeth in with a mallet. julie needs headgear after last night’s angry dentist. when you […]

  • Aneurjizzm

    when a man is about to j-zz and experiences extreme s-xual trauma, the sperm/j-zz is immediately sent swimming in fear into the mans urethra causing a blockade. being unable to urinate or -j-c-l-t- for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his […]

  • Ankha

    thee best b-tch n thee world. thee one who is talkative, creative, bomb. she goofy and can be an airhead at times. she is most compatable with guys whose names start with an h and end with a n. she is luvable but sometimes annoying. she will speek her mind even when you dont wnat […]


Disclaimer: Anal handshake definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.