Anal Kiss
a b-tthole kiss is a revenge device that
has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female
, a cross dresses, or just really gay
the person who came up with the idea of
the -n-l kiss is belgian artist wim delvoye. who also invented a t-rd machine and and made a sh-t mosaic. freud would love this guy.
how to preform a b-tthole kiss
you will need:
-lipstick, this lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your -n-s and
make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very
off shade of lipstick.
– paper, any paper will do but fancy hotel
stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special.
– your other enemy’s address, it is highly encouraged. though if you don’t have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it.
steps
1 spread b-ttcheeks and apply lipstick to your p–py hole.
2 press -n-s firmly on paper.
3 fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like ” your secret admirer or a special friend is good) don’t be a dipsh-t a put your own address!
4 send letter
the enemy will think that the “lipmarks”
we’re made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your -ss.
david got that b-tch ex of his back soo bad with the -n-l kiss he sent her last week.
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the act of kissing or licking your partner’s -sshole
“everyone under the age of 20 shall receive my -n-l kisses.”
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