anal penetration muffin
a reference to penetration] of the -n-s by or with a phallus] (generally a p-n-s or d-ld-]) that is attached to a m-ffin. known semantic variants include:
1. the act or event of -n-l penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a m-ffin.
2. in an act of -n-l penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a m-ffin, any of the following: the baked part of the m-ffin; the attached phallus; or the entire m-ffin+phallus apparatus.
3. any reference to the online video] “-n-l penetration m-ffin,” which can be found on several web] locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_-n-l-penetration-m-ffin_fun. the aforementioned video appears to be a spoof] of comedian liam kyle sullivan]’s highly popular “m-ffins]” video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulovhdfd_w4).
at the time that this definition is being written, the phrase “-n-l penetration m-ffin” and its close cousin, “-n-l m-ffin],” have only become common in certain west coast] cities—namely (to this author’s knowledge), los angeles], san francisco], portland], and seattle].
real-life instances of -n-l penetration by m-ffin have yet to be verified.
1. “i’d rather get an -n-l m-ffin than eat your mom’s nasty lasagna]!”
2. “man, your new haircut’s whack]. your head would look better as an -n-l penetration m-ffin.”
3. “aw, sh-t! f-ck! granny]-slappin’ -n-l penetration m-ffin! i totally forgot the final] paper’s due today!”
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