anal pirate
someone who steals your virginity via. -n-l s-x. often performed by h-rny guys who like sh-t.
wes is such an -n-l pirate.
take it out of my -ss -n-l pirate.
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1) a person who goes around raping people -n-lly, usually for fun or as a hobby.
2) may refer to something in a person’s -n-l cavity.
chris: i cant belive kyle goes around raping people for fun
cole: i know, that boy is a daum -n-l pirate!
one who looks for the golden brown nuggets of love, normally a man, normally in the -ss.
one who is willing to take anything -n-l.
joey: missy is an -n-l pirate, last night she put a bowling pin in her -ss.
elliott: dude! let me get at that
an accurate descriptor of an individual who excessively enjoys multiple episodes of -n-l s-x. these sessions usually involve s-xual interaction outside of a traditional relationship whereby -n-l s-x may be a given in the established practices of the couple. as an -n-l pirate, random and or stanger encounters lead more creedence to the t-tle.
last nite, at the c-cktail bar, ely picked up the new corporate secretary and showed her what the “a” in apprenticeships is all about…..he’s a real -n-l pirate.
when people dress up as pirates and have -n-l. then after that the male pirate inserts his b-lls into the females -ss.
dude i did it -n-l pirate with my girl last night.
or ur a f-cking -n-l pirate.
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