anal recovery day
also known as ard. -n-l recovery day is when a sick or pto day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your -n-l region pummeled during s-xual activity the evening prior. time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.
hr: good morning hr department.
employee: hi this is rachel in accounting. i’m going to need to take a sick day today so i won’t be in.
hr: sorry to hear that. feel better. is it the flu that’s going around?
employee: i wish. it’s an -n-l recovery day. my boyfriend hit it hard last night. i may have a fissure.
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