Anal Ring


when your new fiancee lets you give her -n-l after proposing for marriage.
dad: hey son. she is going to give you the -n-l ring for proposing! your mom gave me one!
son: dad! come on!

woman 1: i think i need to start stretching my -n-s. i think tom is going to ask me to marry him this weekend.
woman 2: then you better get to stretching. an -n-l ring is precious but can be painful if you don’t plan right.
the definition of -n-l ring, closely resembles the actual words which is describing. the -n-l ring is the skin that is between the outer side and the inner side of the -n-s. it is just the circular gateway of your b-ttock.

the -n-l ring can be open and closed, by means of contraction and relaxation of the sphincter. a rounded-shaped muscle which encircles the -n-l ring.
to a girl, exploring her -n-l ring can be close to as -rg-smic as finding her g-spot, also known as “grafenberg spot”
a crest around your “b-tt-hold”.
what’s that on your ba donka donk? ohhh my -n-l ring.

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