anal sanders
a.) the creepy old man who ate kernel sanders and roams the night as a male wh-r- taking chicken instead of money for s-x.
n.) the act of stuffing/shoving/ramming kfc brand chicken up your lovers r-ct-m (a.k.a. -n-l cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, “finger lickin’ good!”
a.) when your feeling h-rny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, “-n-l sanders!”.
l.) when your aunt betsy overcooks the thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like kernel sander’s b-tthole.
aunt betsy: how’s the turkey, fam?
little tim: this tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
uncle steve: ahh, your aunt betsy and i know the good ol’ -n-l sanders well.
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