Anal Schplinter


a splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper’s -n-s whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.
kristal’s performance was sadly cut short when she received an -n-l schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

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