anal seed
where a woman flips a man upside down on a tire swing and fills his -n-l cavity with the finest fertilizer available in the vicinity of 5 miles, followed by planting a chia pet in the form of scooby doo into his back end. during this time the woman will be spewing her woman juices on scooby doo for approximately 3 weeks. the woman juices can not be interrupted! after this process is done, take the chia pet out of the dead man’s corpse (dead from starvation, the woman had food brought to her, the wolves stole the man’s meals) and replant the seeds in the woman’s v-g-n-. after her patch grows, the man needs to be flopped on top and gets his scr-t-m cut open on top. henceforth killing the plant and bringing the process to an end. the woman is dominant in s-x again.
news broadcaster: “three men were slowly murdered in the past 3 months by the same woman! sources say that she is preforming the legendary -n-l seed technique, created by the s-x crazed asians at the top of mt. kilimanjaro.”
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