anal slurpie
a guy has -n-l intercourse with a lady friend. the guy then -j-c-l-t-s inside her r-ct-m, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called p–p. the guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his “dairy treat.”
girl, that -n-l slurpie was tasty.
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