corporate fluff
sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look “professional.”
company mission statements are full of corporate fluff;
we are committed to providing outstanding products at compet-tive prices. our excellence in developing innovative solutions shall meet the evergrowing needs of today’s modern consumer. our high standards and integrity shall set the standard for this industry.
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