Anal Sneeze

a breif, violent fart.

“i say jeeves! what was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?”
“teribly sorry, sir, i just had an -n-l sneeze!”
well, an -n-l sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your -n-s. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the -ss.
mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. -sshole.
joe: -minding own business- -flatuation-
mike: dude, did you just have an -n-l sneeze?
joe: f-ck.

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