anal stretcher
similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.
jj: hey bill, can i borrow your 12mm -n-l stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my -ss ate it.
bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won’t get lost
yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm -n-l stretcher from ?
a device similar to an ear stretcher placed in the -n-s varying in sizes from 3mm diamater to 1m.
jj was bored so inserted a 6mm -n-l stretcher trying to build up to his friend billy’s 12mm.
his rim was too tight so yost bought an -n-l stretcher to loosen it,
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