when you have a relaxing poo… nearly finished, but you have to bite with your b-mhole to snip that last bit of sh-t off
i was trying my best to complete the poo of the day, b-tt i should just chow down with my -n-l teeth to finish this sh-toff
- shirt squirrel
shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long. pick up the dirty clothes in your room before you get shirt squirrels.
cl-ssic indian film “dilwale dulhania le jayenge” what’s you favorite indian film? ddlj for life yo!
an area almost entirely lacking in banter and/ or lads. “huh, what is this bantarctica?”
- tijuana bison
a tijuana bison refers to a large, hairy prost-tute located in tijuana, mexico. the bison’s most common characteristics are a hairy upper lip and, long impressive sideburns and a hairy neck. i spent my last night in tijuana mexico grazing distilled beverages among some of the most follically blessed tijuana bison i have i’ve seen […]
a f-cking -sshole who likes men and beats off to them. he is allergic to girls and also likes men this speedvan really won’t stop sneezing at this girl party