anal vampire
when a vampire flies through your window when your sleeping and you wake up with a sore -ss.
good night, dont let the -n-l vampires bite.
a man that feeds off the juice that comes outa the -n-s.. and must b-tt loving you to survive. if they get you too hard.. they might turn you into a -n-l vampire. and your forced to go around at night to b-tt love everyone to survive..to repell a -n-l vampire! spit out your window and pee all over your bed partner and eat your sh-t.
how to kill an -n-l vampire. this is most difficult! you must steal his magickal gold. in his left hand. then you most make sure to stab a stake in his weewee and his b-tthole. this should paralize him. then you must give him a alaskan firedragon so he chockes and dies..
how to tell if your friends a -n-l vampire. first.. if he says he likes big b-tts and tight b-tts.. second, if he talks about bleeding from his p-n-s. last, if he eats bananas. alot.
btw, these are real. females can be infected too…
omg… this man snuck in my bed last night and gave me some b-tt lovin’… think he was a -n-l vampire.
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