analfield
n. -n-lfield. the home of liverpool fc (redsh-te). the location is unknown to many local fans (armchairs, gobsh-tes) who “can’t gerra ticket la”. fortunately many foreigners fill the stadium on their behalf.
-“can you smell sh-t?”
-“yes, the winds blowing from -n-lfield again”
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