battered pony


the art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. the most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being f-cked (ridden – hense the ‘pony’)with sh-t (the ‘batter’), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.
matt lee: “i sure enjoyed being covered with sh-t by josh harris whilst being pounded up the -ss by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. “

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