Analgraze


~an over enthusiastic lateral wiping motion of the -n-l aperture (post-soil) which results in lower wrist being polluted with winnets (see winnet).

~the continuation of toilet paper to sleeve whilst wiping ones rear, resulting in a contaminated cuff ”
“ah man that guy stinks, think he -n-lgrazed earlier this morning”

“whats that brown mark on that guys sleeve?”
“ah you’ll have to watch him, he’s an -n-lgrazer”

“why does he always wear brown shirts?”
“he -n-l grazes often”

mother potty training ‘oliver junior’~

oliver junior says:

“mummy whys my wrist brown?”

mother responds:

“ah sweet pea, its ok, we all -n-lgraze at the beginning, its a learning curve”

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