analogue cigarette
–noun
a traditional roll of finely cut tobacco cured for smoking with real fire, and is usually wrapped in a thin white paper.
the opposite of a digital cigarette, or more commonly known as an electronic cigarette, or e-cigarette.
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in the year 2024 a.d.
friend: “gary … whats that in your mouth?”
gary: “its an -n-logue cigarette. i found a carton of them stored in my dad’s old boxes up in the attic.”
friend: “thats so retro. we should bring these back in style! lets take them to school. pretty soon everyone will be smoking -n-logue cigarettes.”
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