analogue poo
when you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you’re obliged to spend a few minutes on -n-logue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
i’d already started to let one out when i realised my phone was on my desk, so i had to do an -n-logue poo. but that’s ok, i came up with a great plan for the next book i’m never going to write.
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