analogue wank
having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using “old skool” materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.
my f-cking internet isn’t getting connected for another fortnight! i’m gonna have to settle for an -n-logue w-nk tonight instead of youj-zz!
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