Analster


a holiday in yaoism on march 25.

march 25 marks the day of when uke and seme had fallen in love and had s-xual intercourse, and thus sprouted the big bang that created the universe. this holiday is known as the -n-lster.
on -n-lster, you must draw a picture of any yaoi or shounen ai and put it above your head to show the gods uke and seme what you have drawn. it will be accepted whether it’s good or bad and you will have good luck for a whole week. when you finish the drawing, you must keep it in your pocket for the whole day for the good luck to appear, this means until 12:01 am the next morning.
for -n-lster, i drew yaoi of ritsuka and soubi!

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