when someone dips their c-ck in an allergen (pollen, milk, tree nuts, etc.) and then bangs the person allergic to the substance.
kevin: why are you putting your c-ck in that milk
eddie: because i am going to bang rita and she is lactose intolerant. i am going for the anaphylactic f-ck (aka allergy f-ck)
the sh-ttiest place on earth with low quality life and people. pretty much everyone here is a useless piece of sh-t and half the kids were born when their parents were 14. if you want to have a sh-tty time and ruin your future come to kitscoty (sh-tscoty) billy-“hey, wanna ruin our future and get […]
the act of becoming enlightened through depraved means. i’m so close to enblightenment – i skullf-cked a corpse covered in sh-t, fingering my -sshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. just another day on my spiritual path to god.
when somebody browses the internet while looking at pictures of cheese and gets turned on. i was h-rny and bored so i decided to be a cheesebrowser and look at some pics
a purposely ugly selfie. one you would send to a friend for comic effect, but would always fear the dreaded screenshot. what you just said made me pull this face *sends ugfie*- if you screenshot that we will no longer be friends! or: send me an ugfie back so i know my ugfie is safe […]
uhd, a.k.a double the resolution of 1080p ( fhd ) a.k.a 4k used mostly for photo/video editing or sometimes for gaming guy 1 : d-mn 2160p looks so good in this game guy 2 : yea can’t wait for the xbox scorpio