the most amazing friend you could have. she is beautiful. all the guys want her, and as soon as they set there eyes on her, they’re hard.
-ohno, anatea just made me hard,
-that must be an anatea, she’s beautiful.
- The Kiev
when one holds open their j-ps eye, dips their c-ck in melted garlic b-tter and then rolls it in breadcrumbs before having s-x. she eat the kiev for dinner tonight, i gave her a kiev-ing
when someone plays minecraft non-stop like they are addicted to it. john: hey mike! what are you doing today? mike: minecraft. john: oh well, me and the guys were going out, and thought you might want to come along. mike: i’ll p-ss, i have to finish my city on minecraft. catch you later, maybe next […]
posi-core tweets, invented by good charlotte’s benji madden. he posts these on his twitter (@benjaminmadden) on a daily basis to spread the positivity and motivation. “whatever you focus on you will experience. i know this first hand. so maybe tonight, force yourself to focus on something great. don’t be down. focus. i am” is an […]
the coolest family around. better than everyone else. david boies is a boies.
- theme song
a song that is unique to every individual – a song that speaks about your personality and makes you want to get your groove on. yes, i said get your groove on. a particular theme song is one that makes the person feel amazing when it is played. andrea: my theme song is lady gaga’s […]