Anchorage Dump
to take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one -n-s and causes excessive bleeding. often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.
nik: yo doc. i just took an anchorage dump and my -sshole was split wide open.
dr. d: nurse!
nik: doc? am i gonna be ok?
dr. d: no son, i’m afraid the dump has ripped your -sshole completely in half. you will die in the next two hours.
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