And a Diet Coke
four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the m-ssive amount of fat and carbohydrates you’re about to consume. used after ordering food, especially fast food. this sentence is used much the same way as “no h-m-” and “but i’m not a racist” are used.
cashier: “welcome to mcdonald’s, how may i take your order?”
350 lbs: “yes, i’d like a big mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty chicken mcnuggets with bbq sauce, a mcrib, a large order of fries, two chocolate chip cookies, and a mcflurrie with m&m’s. and a diet c-ke. i have to watch my blood sugar after all.”
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