And Please


a short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. in essence, it is short for the phrase, “and please, shut the f— up.” also abbreviated as “ap.”

not to be confused with “n-please” (as in n-gg- please)
person 1: “man i have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine.”

-(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and im than studying)
person 2: ap!

person 1: bp’s president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
person 2: and please, mr. president.

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