and then i found out he was gay.
a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
“hey dude! you know i woke up this morning and really wanted an egg salad sandwich, but soon realized i didn’t have any eggs
…and then i found out he was gay.”
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