hymen police
the role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn’t waste her ‘first time’ on a drunken night, with someone she doesn’t care about.
chrissy: “hey stace, can you make sure i don’t sleep with anyone tonight – no matter how drunk i am”
stacey: “sure, i’ll be your hymen police”
(knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
stacey: oi, chrissy, hymen police…
chrisy: intact! thanks stace!
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