a mealy-mouthed “feature” of some hyped product, spoken after cheerful and virtuous-sounding words like “safe” or cheap”, and intended to not actually lie but sometimes to trick someone into thinking you mean one thing when you may actually mean something entirely the opposite.
when a radio or tv advertiser says that some medicine or other edible substance is “tasty andeffective”, i never know if he is indeed saying, “and effective”, or if he’s really saying, “and defective”!
- camel jockeying
camel jockeying – to ride that b-tch like your in the desert that sh-t is dry as f-ck and your trying to get to water “man did you see how hard he was camel jockeying her last night? he was ridin that like he thirsty as h-ll
- russian jogger
1st- you pay a russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your b-lls is a jogging motion for five hours. 2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka. i got a awesome russian jogger last […]
when you are on the toilet and push really hard; a fart opens the b-tt hole and a t-rd shoots out so fast that you don’t feel it crown. i pushed so really hard and i shot aircannon. it shot out so fast that the splash back got in my -n-s before it closed.
a phrase used by menenists to try to turn the unpleasant but universal behavior of manipulating into a gendered issue. male: she always trys to get her way by womanipulating me .
cybernage is the act of committing espioage (spying) to obtain secret and protected information from another nation, business, or person in cybersp-ce. the military plans of nation a were severely damaged by nation b, in an act of cybernage.