Anderson


the type of guy that sleep walks in his sleep and eats crumbs off the floor. also thinks he’s hilarious but really he’s just the type of guy that loves to smell his own farts.
-group of people standing in an elevator-
-everyone smells something awful-
girl: “what is that awful smell?”
anderson: “i think it smells great. just keep smelling it. you’ll start to like it.”
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someone who has extordinary strength and is uber cool. often confused with the hulk, hercules, or superman
if you work out long enough you will get as big as anderson
a popular slang-name in the uk for a vodka & red-bull alcoholic drink.
hey bartender, give me 2 anderson’s and keep the change
a s-xy beast. often h-rny. loves s-xual fantasies! most likely a non-virgin before marriage. hawt! loyal and understanding. beautiful
guy: dude i heard heard she had s-x!

guy2: no surprise shes an anderson
lestrade’s sniffer dog; a man who loves dinosaurs, gets his floors scrubbed by sally donovan, and possibly has the lowest iq in all of london.
does not know the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath.
f-cking anderson.
1. when you sit in a skype call for an extended period of time and pretend you are a rock and wait for someone to mention yourself before you reveal yourself.
dave: hey did you hear about that connor kid ? i hear he is h-lla gay.

connor: i hate you… go die.
mike: connor how long have you been waiting here for us to say that?
dave: i think he just pulled an anderson
mockney rhyming slang for diazepam (valium)
diazepam -> pam anderson -> anderson
scored some cheap andersons in india, now long train journeys are a breeze.
anderson is without a doubt the greatest house at bayfield high school. no other house compares.
wow they are really good at that. “they must be in anderson”

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