andoni is a vibe, he is the centre of the party. people want his face. when chuck norris goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for andoni. contrary to popular belief, andoni actually is a better chise than phiwe, although phiwe has more swag. now andoni is well known in south africa for being sa jolling a very unknown sport but highly respectable.
girl 1: “omg! did you just see that guy walk past? i want his babies!”
girl 2 : ” must be andoni

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