Andre

a person who is really interested in you one day and randomly has a change in their mood the next day because they don’t know what they want. usually an indecisive, immature guy.
boy: “hey, i really like you and want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
girl: “aw me too.”
next morning…
boy: “so i just wanna be friends.”
girl: wow, he totally just pulled an andre
a man who lives on bullsh-t because whatever he is does not seem good enough.
that andre dude is always making up something in an effort to elevate himself. wow! why can’t he just tell the truth?

“hey i went to harvard.”
“oh, don’t andre me like that.”

that is not true. why do you andre me like that?
one who has a w-nk and takes a sh-t at the same time
jeez just had a really good andre there
someone who is overly obsessed with a girl and thinks she loves him back. but everyone else knows she doesnt.
guy 1: dude, that guy is such an andre over her.
guy 2: i know, and she isnt even interested.
to be g-ssy, as in andre ag-ssi. usually presented in the form of chronic, repet-tious belching or farting, much to the disgust of those present.
dave: dude, you are farting badcore today.
john: sorry, mate… i’m a little bit andre after all those burritos.
they tend to wear their trousers low….showing a hint of their white shorts that they mysteriously want girls to look at! yesss were looking…put them away..your not black! also refer to themseleves as alan! should change name to mr g-star because he is rawwww. loves attending regular meetings of the batb lehhhh!i think he may have some h-m- s-xual feelings towards his fellow members! watch out tg! where to find this specimen?…..dance nation in his tracky bs.

“scoootttyyyy”

“loveee it”

“tea and biscuits…hobn-bs…how fabulous”

watch out ladies andres about!!!!
andre alan scott
an ‘andre’ refers to anglo-saxon type races that try to be like black and gangsta type people. they try, talk, act and copy those of darker skined descents. andre are those that are sensitve, weak mentally and physically, usually nigilated and act differently to what their personality is, covering up what they actually are inside. the word andre is derived from america referring to those wigga type people.
“yo mayne, i waz walkin through the park when i saw this andre type fella picking on the yung ones, lets teach dat andre a lesson”
a mistake, or unexpected occurrence, in a piece of software or in a piece of hardware. (bug)
there’s a fkin andre!!!

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