andres mora
he works at mcdonalds, enjoys his life in the bas-m-nt with his cats, still loves to have his mother make him food in the morning. andy has a rough time in life, yet he still goes on living. this guy needs help though, as he may have a slight case of living with hooligans in the silence of his mind.
man! andres mora is the opposite of anything i would ever want to be!
the living embodyment of the trollface; a troll in human form
that kid over there is a regular andres mora, even the teachers hate him
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