iceland soccer team
the national team of the country iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. also, their manager is a dentist.
ohmyf-ckinggod how did the iceland soccer team beat england? their manager is a bl–dy dentist for christ’s sake
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