an andrew isn’t cute, or hot, or even s-xy. he’s perfect. he will save your life in a heartbeat without knowing it, and will try and kill himself when “the one” girl breaks up with him. he’ll love you right no matter what.
andrew grine, what would you think of me now, so lucky? so strong? so proud? i never said thank you for that, now i’ll never have the chance.
a b-st-rdisation of the terms ‘-n-s’ and ‘appendectomy’ (or ‘vasectomy’) would appear to mean a removal of the -rs-. it’s really the st-tching up of ones -rs- hole! if you st-tched up a frogs -rs-, you would in fact have given it an -n-sectomy!
the geek from london. spends far too much time on irc chatting up anyone he can find. uses 1337 speak far more than anyone should. spends too much on computer ‘stuff’. pr-ne to m-ssive hormonal swings, far worse than pmt. 😉 ok id best goi acjk downstairss some1 rearranged all the letters on my keyboard […]
- radar checkpoint
synonym for the new guard-rail radars being used by police officers, due to the belief that they can, will and are being used to also track where you and you car is at certain intervals, and where you go, in an effort to thwart certain people’s alibis, for example. “sir, i was at home last […]
- The Dirty Eskimo
the art of sticking a popsicle in someone’s -ss while they are p-ssed out and then putting it back in the wrapper and placing in that persons fridge. while garrett was p-ssed out i did the dirty eskimo.
- The Dolan
the dolan is the skin where the p-n-s shaft meets the ball sack. i was getting head from a girl and she started licking the dolan, jamie would have loved it.