andrewism
believing your father needs jesus
“get a full time job”
-andrewism
completely made up “facts” that have absolutely no basis in reality must be made up from a person named andrew. these facts are often almost laughable.
saying mel gibson is the greatest actor ever is definitely an andrewism.
noun
1. a disposition, character, or belief; marked by a subconscious personal acquittal following long periods of arduous, earnest work. commonly involving long hours of talented dedication followed by a modest forfeit, substantiated by the previous work.
2. (initial capital letter) any of the doctrines or practices of the underbelly.
it was all going well until he decided to call it ‘finished’. but we can’t say he ‘quit’ or ‘was lazy’, because he already put so much work in. he apparently ‘had to go to cl-ss’. what an andrew-ism
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