andril is that guy at the party that eats most of the food and likes shouting random things like “pickle!” or “rubber duck!” most of the time an andril is at home watching netflix in the dark with a bowl of cereal and orange juice mixed together. andrils are those kind of people who do strange things, like jumping on statues, sleeping on peoples cars, and ordering 26 tacos at a laundromat. andrils are overall strange people that you should avoid contact with unless you want to be covered in mlp plushies in the storage room of a chinese restaurant in chicago the next time you wake up.
“oh my gosh i just saw an andril at the mall asking people if he could borrow there left shoes!”
friend zone university boy: do you wanna date? girl: nah we are better as friends boy: dang, i’m committed to fzu.
- shi wen
shi wen is smart and understanding. knows when to behave properly. she usually sticks to a group of friends she made while she was younger. hates judgemental people and fights back when needed. omg she’s sooooo shi wen
- the system
the system is an unexplained phenomenon that karma uses to get back at its victims through the stupidity of the people around them. people not familiar with the system cannot comprehend its magnitude or what exactly it controls in our everyday lives. the system cannot be controlled we are all under its rule. beware the […]
- sh*tty *n*l
when you give a girl -n-l and she cr-ps on your d-ck. “at this moment, he realized that she had alittle too many drinks, and he was about to recieve sh-tty -n-l.”
- pink bat wings
when a woman has inner l-b– lips big enough that they can be pulled a part to form pink bat wings. dawn had such huge pink bat wings, they could double for bat-girls cape