android punch
when your -n-l f-cking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you f-cking the same girl -n-lly on her android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. you get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you c-m.
the greatest and worst moment of my s-x life happened when i android punched my now ex wife.
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