Andy Bernard


easily the funniest character on the office. brilliantly played by ed helms.

awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

his dumb little smile gets me everytime.
“just getting some face time with the boss”

“i’ll be at the top of this place in no time. how? i never break off a handshake. i’m always one step ahead of the game… like a… carpenter… who builds stairs.”

-andy bernard on life.

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