angel allen


the basic lonely white girl that thinks it’s okay to touch herself in the middle of cl-ss, specifically language arts. denies being lesbian, but you can occasionally catch her fingering her female cousin in the school bathroom. she has an ugly -ss triple chin and always smells like fish. she has blonde hair and really thick ugly -ss ratchety bangs. she thinks she’s a princess and come to school with a tiara, but in reality she’s just a lonely wh-r- fingering herself in the back of the room.
guy: why does that girl angel allen always smell like fish?
girl: oh yeah, that’s my cousin, she brings me a lot of pleasure in the girls bathroom.

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