angel muffin
proper way to greet ur lover that is loving but also triggering.
h-llo my angel m-ffin, i am here
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chunky or fat you have a lot of meat on your bones
- omg so spicy
when you send a video you shouldn’t to literally everyone and you feel like such mush and everyone h8s u. mariana: hahhaha lol i luv chicken cutlets, watch this video of me eating chicken cutlets burnt sweet potato: *sends to everyone* omg so spicy mariana: hahaha every1 h8s u xd lolol so funny
- soggy pizookie
when one person is laying down and another is on top f-cking their mouth until they both c-m simultaneously adam and i did the soggy pizookie last night
- share the kebab
when you’re f-cking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that’s moving “i was trying to f-ck theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster”
- benjamaximum
the bigger of a pair or group of bens. is in no way a s-xual reference and is perfectly legible as a leaver’s jacket nickname. hey benjamaximum! over here!