Angel Speak
a surprise s-xual act. it’s a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) during s-x, pull out and -j-c-l-t- into your hand (if you’ve ever spiderman’d someone, the first step is the same)
2) ask your partner if she wants “to hear angels speak.”
3) suck the s-m-n into your mouth while she answers.
4) spit into her ear.
it’s based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets p-ssed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
a similar act is “the divine conception” when you spit into a virgin’s v-g-n- instead of her ear, and “the word of g-d” if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
“bro, my girl got mad p-ssed when i angel speak’d her last night, but chilled the f-ck out when i explained it was just a theology lesson.”
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