angel turds
loose packing material in the form of styrofoam extrusions resembling peanuts, used to prevent breakage of delicate objects during shipping. depending on the weather they can take an electrostatic charge and cling to your clothing when you handle them. angel sh-t
i got this christmas gift in the mail that was packed in angel t-rds.
1 more definition
add your own
when you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel t-rd is that tiny, fluffy t-rd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.
usually after a second, harder flush, the angel t-rd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
hey dude i flushed the angel t-rd you left after you cr-pped for america and i couldn’t brush my teeth for 20 minutes
Read Also:
- Anus Hemingway
a person who farts very expressivley. a literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. a complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep sh-t. pffrfrrfpppfpfffffffff “dude, you pulled a real -n-s hemingway there. “mom, look” pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff “alright, off to bed now, -n-s […]
- aor
alb-m oriented rock their ’60s singles have a kinetic, frenzied power that the louder, harder aor cuts simply couldn’t touch. 2 more definitions add your own a gay message board poster who hounds straight men out of s-xual frustration, usually when his ‘f-g team’ partner isn’t online, or when he has been nay’d beyond reach […]
- a pleasant heart attack
having a major coronary while having s-x with a perfect 10 bob had a pleasant heart attack while in bed with ali larter
- Apples and Oranges Humor
when someone has a terrible sense of humor. phrase is derived from when you tell or make up a joke, and the said person thinks that if they replace the original subject (apples) with a new subject (oranges), it becomes a new, refreshed and hilarious joke. this happens often with one liners, etc. 1. bob: […]
- Approximanologist
a person who studies approximanology. dude: so what did you study? approximanologist: approximanology. dude: that sounds horrible, did you p-ss? approximanologist: i missed the last cl-ss.