angel zones


a 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.
“please don’t leave gramma in that nursing home, she’ll be defenseless against an angel zones infestation!”

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