the most beautiful, most desirable, most s-xy, most loving woman a man could ever dream of. desired by all, discovered by only one, one who will be the most fortunate man on this earth. many will spend a life time searching for her, only to catch a glimpse, a tease, just enough to keep the hunt alive. but to only one man will she open her heart, hold in her arms, share her total self with. he shall forever be defined as the luckiest soul to walk the earth
it will be a miracle if i were to find my angela rose
a native indonesian word for a fat yellow short kid. when i went on a vacation to indonesia, a friend of mine was called a siong by a native indonesian.
there aren’t any definitions for bersain yet. can you define it?
a nonbinary gender ident-ty that is partially fluid and part static. this is different from genderfluid and demiflux i’m demifluid. part of my gender is female and part is fluid.
- can i jump your fence?
to initiate s-x. this world is too s-xually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo. girl: hey you’re cute. boy: thanks, can i jump your fence? girl: sure 🙂
- foggy spectacles
a man m-st-rb-t-s and gets as much pre-c-m as he can on the lenses of a woman’s gl-sses then leaves them face up for 12 hours to dry on the lenses making them foggy. i was getting kinda annoyed at amy for keeping those 3d gl-sses so i did the foggy spectacles.