angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox
the most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circ-mstances under which you might change your mind about something.
girl 1: are you coming to josh’s party tonight?
girl 2: meh, i gots to work tomorrow. but call me when you’re there if angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox.
–later that night–
girl 1: hey! they just found osama bin laden hiding in josh’s bas-m-nt!!
girl 2: dude, i’m sleeping. i said to call me if angelina jolie turned gay with megan fox.
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