angels grapefruit
a s-x technique. the woman cuts the sides of a grapefruit off and a hole in the center for the man’s p-n-s to fit. she then blows the man (who is blind folded) while moving the grapefruit up and down and squeezing every now and then to act as a v-g-n-.
dana: yeah i did angels grapefruit on paul last night.
carol: oh wow. did he enjoy it?
dana: h-ll yeah. now he knows he could have been f-cking a grapefruit his whole life.
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